Advanced Course

"Keep in mind the gender sensitivity training doesn't always end with wearing a skirt.
 I found out the hard way that skipping a few classes leads to mandatory enrollment in the advanced course."

Notable Side Effects

"You have a clean bill of health and apart from these notable side effects
the follicle rejuvenation treatment has been a complete success.
Your hair is now so thick I'm actually a little jealous, Marshall."

Unrecognizable

Charisma Boost

"I knew there had to be a reason that witch wouldn't let me try on this enchanted armor before I bought it. I guess this is what she meant by a charisma boost."

Probing Questions

"Oh sure, we'll drop you off back where we picked you up in a few days. We may even change you back if you're a good girl. But first we have to answer the question of who gets to probe you first."

Hormone Imbalance

By the time he called a specialist about a possible hormone imbalance Richard had more concerns than just erectile dysfunction.

Enlarged Prostate

"Doctor, since we started these injections my waist has shrunk, my hips expanded and now it appears I'm growing breasts. Are you sure this is the best way to treat an enlarged prostate?"