Milk Production

"We tried using growth hormones to increase milk production but stopped after we realized drinking it was causing my son to produce milk of his own."

Office Morale

"Can you believe it? Jennings is such a team player he signed up for sensitivity training on his own and has already been promoted to Head of Human Resources and Office Morale!"

Glass Ceiling

"Well, after years of missing out on opportunities, promotions and raises due to the glass ceiling of a female dominated industry like weather forecasting, I finally decided that if you can't beat 'em, you may as well join 'em.

Swallowed Pride

"Don't get me wrong, I prefer women myself. I only got into the business because when it came time to pay back my student loans I took a long, hard look at myself and why I majored in Shakespearean Theatre. Then I swallowed my pride and decided I would make a much better adult film actress than a waiter."

Career First

"Good Evening, I'm Riley Colt and this is NewsNet Night 7. If you're wondering why I look and sound a little different tonight it's because management always wants to appeal to a younger audience and I've always put my career first."

Indecent Exposure

"Technically you did agree to those. They're a job requirement and the terms of your probation depend on accepting any work offered to you within 30 days of release. As it turns out strip clubs are the only businesses who consistently hire sex offenders with a history of indecent exposure."

Natural Aptitude

"Now son, I realize you have a natural aptitude for women's studies, but if this is the best job you're qualified for maybe you didn't need to spend all that money on a degree in the first place."

Choice Parts

"In this town anyone who wants to keep getting choice parts has to eventually get some work done. Even a former leading man."

Unwanted Advances

"I realize now how unwanted my advances were, but did you have to file a sexual harassment complaint before talking to me about it? You obviously know how severe the sensitivity training is around here from having been an instructor."

Available Positions

"Of course I'm upset! I know I'm still getting the same pay but I only agreed to take part in the gender diversity program because I was told they couldn't promote any more men due to quotas. Now I'm being told the management slots are all filled and the only available positions are all in administrative assistance! I wouldn't have agreed to any medical treatment if I knew I was going to immediately hit the glass ceiling!"

Advanced Course

"Keep in mind the gender sensitivity training doesn't always end with wearing a skirt.
 I found out the hard way that skipping a few classes leads to mandatory enrollment in the advanced course."