Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Dragon's Valour



What trickery is this, dragon?

You said you would spare me and grant me riches and power if I surrendered to you my beloved!


Indeed I have, would be slayer.

Yet when I peer into your heart I can see you have shared your bed with none but whores and the closest you have come to love is of your own warrior's pride. So it is your manly valour I have taken.

In exchange I have already seen to it that your king will take you as his queen.

Monday, October 3, 2016

Daddy's Favorite

"I don't know why you think it's so funny neither of us turned back into a prince. If the court wizard can't figure out how to break that witch's curse then I may be a princess now but at least I'll still be Daddy's favorite heir."

Friday, December 18, 2015

Charisma Boost

"I knew there had to be a reason that witch wouldn't let me try on this enchanted armor before I bought it. I guess this is what she meant by a charisma boost."