Blessed and Cursed

"You know how the inscription near the queen's chamber said it was both blessed and cursed? Well, I was in there all day copying glyphs down and apparently it has something to do with granting fertility."

Milk Production

"We tried using growth hormones to increase milk production but stopped after we realized drinking it was causing my son to produce milk of his own."

Office Morale

"Can you believe it? Jennings is such a team player he signed up for sensitivity training on his own and has already been promoted to Head of Human Resources and Office Morale!"

Juicy Tips

 "I know it's only been four months but I've already saved up enough tip money to pay back what I owed you and then some."

 "Listen hot stuff, I don't want your money any more and that's that. When I agreed to forgive your considerable debt to me you agreed to spend a full year in my club as the dancer with a little something-ah...extra. Those were the terms and they are not negotiable, so I don't want to hear any more complaints about them. If anything you should be happy you get to keep all those-ah...juicy tips."

 "But that's eight more months of female hormones! I didn't know they'd be so strong and I didn't know the string breasts implants you picked out for me would keep expanding!"

 "Those aren't my problems, sweet cheeks. This is what happens when you take out a loan you can't repay in Chinatown. I can't replace your pretty face over night and I don't have to. So don't call again unless it's to ask for more hours."

Glass Ceiling

"Well, after years of missing out on opportunities, promotions and raises due to the glass ceiling of a female dominated industry like weather forecasting, I finally decided that if you can't beat 'em, you may as well join 'em.

A Boy Named Sue

"When I gave you that name I reckoned you'd have to get tough or die.
It never occurred to me that you might actually grow into it."

Daddy's Favorite

"I don't know why you think it's so funny neither of us turned back into a prince. If the court wizard can't figure out how to break that witch's curse then I may be a princess now but at least I'll still be Daddy's favorite heir."

Indecent Exposure

"Technically you did agree to those. They're a job requirement and the terms of your probation depend on accepting any work offered to you within 30 days of release. As it turns out strip clubs are the only businesses who consistently hire sex offenders with a history of indecent exposure."

Choice Parts

"In this town anyone who wants to keep getting choice parts has to eventually get some work done. Even a former leading man."

Delusional

"So I finally find a woman who's a good match for me only to find out after we're engaged that she's completely delusional. Just because I have softer features she wants to introduce me to her friends and family as her lesbian fiancee! She even asked me to stop seeing you because she thinks you've warped my mind or something."

"When I snap my fingers I want you to forget everything during the second half of our session. As usual you will bury all self awareness of your femininity and ignore anything that contradicts your male persona. Oh, And call me if you're feeling horny."

Seductive Gaze

"I knew I'd find something cool in the archives but I never imagined a spell tome! Hmm, this seems like a charm spell. Femini Seductos. This says it grants a seductive gaze that only works on women. So why isn't it working on any?"

Advanced Course

"Keep in mind the gender sensitivity training doesn't always end with wearing a skirt.
 I found out the hard way that skipping a few classes leads to mandatory enrollment in the advanced course."