Sugarplums and Jelly

"I know a chubby bottom and plump breasts weren't what you wanted but times have changed, coal and spankings obviously aren't getting the message across to today's troubled young men. If it makes you
 feel any better at least you aren't one of the naughty girls waking up with a beard on her chin."

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Dragon's Valour

What trickery is this, dragon?

You said you would spare me and grant me riches and power if I surrendered to you my beloved!

Indeed I have, would be slayer.

Yet when I peer into your heart I can see you have shared your bed with none but whores and the closest you have come to love is of your own warrior's pride. So it is your manly valour I have taken.

In exchange I have already seen to it that your king will take you as his queen.

Blessed and Cursed

"You know how the inscription near the queen's chamber said it was both blessed and cursed? Well, I was in there all day copying glyphs down and apparently it has something to do with granting fertility."

Daddy's Favorite

"I don't know why you think it's so funny neither of us turned back into a prince. If the court wizard can't figure out how to break that witch's curse then I may be a princess now but at least I'll still be Daddy's favorite heir."

Maidenhood

Seductive Gaze

"I knew I'd find something cool in the archives but I never imagined a spell tome! Hmm, this seems like a charm spell. Femini Seductos. This says it grants a seductive gaze that only works on women. So why isn't it working on any?"

Power Over Man

Charisma Boost

"I knew there had to be a reason that witch wouldn't let me try on this enchanted armor before I bought it. I guess this is what she meant by a charisma boost."