Best Self

 Kyle had completed about half of his "Unlock Your Potential: Become Your Best Self" sleep-hypnosis CD's and while he hadn't turned into a hunk like he wanted, he was happy with the results. replacing processed foods with fruits and veggies had given him more energy and herbal supplaments had improved his looks and confidence. Even if girls at the club still weren't giving him their number, at least he was more popular on the dance floor. It was only when the HR department at work had a discussion about his life style that he realized something was wrong. When he got home he discovered he had replaced all his boxers with yoga shorts and tank tops. The chap stick he always carried was actually lip gloss. He picked up the last disc he'd been listening to for the past week. It said "Sexual Mastery: Pleasing Your Lover." He glanced at the discs he hadn't listened to yet. They were all about weight lifting and picking up chicks. He had never started the journey to becoming a better man. He looked in the mirror and finally recognized his best self was now a woman.

Maidenhood

Major Gains

 
When Daniel first started juicing he cut costs by mail ordering from a pharmacy south of the border who only required a phone consultation from their in-house doctor. He wasn't quite sure what steroids he was getting on account of his limited Spanish, but he had insisted it didn't matter as long they were strong. That was months ago now and instead of improving his gains he only seemed to be losing stamina and muscle definition. When he woke up this morning it was worse than ever. He now felt soft and fat, jiggly even. It was only when he looked in the mirror that he realized he'd finally made some major gains.