Dragon's Valour

What trickery is this, dragon?

You said you would spare me and grant me riches and power if I surrendered to you my beloved!

Indeed I have, would be slayer.

Yet when I peer into your heart I can see you have shared your bed with none but whores and the closest you have come to love is of your own warrior's pride. So it is your manly valour I have taken.

In exchange I have already seen to it that your king will take you as his queen.

Soft Shell

When Staff Sergeant James Marshall had volunteered to donate his brain to a military cyborg research program codenamed 'Soft Shell' he thought he was going to wake up as RoboCop. Instead what he got was more like Cherry 2000. He felt betrayed, like he'd just taken a shot from behind.
Even worse, he knew very soon he probably would be taking one from behind.

Maidenhood

Easy Prey

"Of course I knew you were a hunter, that's why I struck up a conversation with you at the bar. So I could introduce you to my lady friend who just so happens to be a werewoman. This way you'll always be easy prey under the same moonlight that makes me an apex predator. I love breaking you bastards into your new lives so you can find out what it means to be ruled by instincts beyond your control."

The Antidote

Charisma Boost

"I knew there had to be a reason that witch wouldn't let me try on this enchanted armor before I bought it. I guess this is what she meant by a charisma boost."