Full Discretion

"Oh...wow. I'm not really sure what to say.
When I agreed to give you full discretion on the procedures in exchange for free plastic surgery I guess I never imagined you wanted to change pretty much everything about me."

Soft Shell

When Staff Sergeant James Marshall had volunteered to donate his brain to a military cyborg research program codenamed 'Soft Shell' he thought he was going to wake up as RoboCop. Instead what he got was more like Cherry 2000. He felt betrayed, like he'd just taken a shot from behind.
Even worse, he knew very soon he probably would be taking one from behind.

Indecent Exposure

"Technically you did agree to those. They're a job requirement and the terms of your probation depend on accepting any work offered to you within 30 days of release. As it turns out strip clubs are the only businesses who consistently hire sex offenders with a history of indecent exposure."

Available Positions

"Of course I'm upset! I know I'm still getting the same pay but I only agreed to take part in the gender diversity program because I was told they couldn't promote any more men due to quotas. Now I'm being told the management slots are all filled and the only available positions are all in administrative assistance! I wouldn't have agreed to any medical treatment if I knew I was going to immediately hit the glass ceiling!"

Maidenhood

Power Over Man

Unrecognizable

Charisma Boost

"I knew there had to be a reason that witch wouldn't let me try on this enchanted armor before I bought it. I guess this is what she meant by a charisma boost."