Best Self

 Kyle had completed about half of his "Unlock Your Potential: Become Your Best Self" sleep-hypnosis CD's and while he hadn't turned into a hunk like he wanted, he was happy with the results. replacing processed foods with fruits and veggies had given him more energy and herbal supplaments had improved his looks and confidence. Even if girls at the club still weren't giving him their number, at least he was more popular on the dance floor. It was only when the HR department at work had a discussion about his life style that he realized something was wrong. When he got home he discovered he had replaced all his boxers with yoga shorts and tank tops. The chap stick he always carried was actually lip gloss. He picked up the last disc he'd been listening to for the past week. It said "Sexual Mastery: Pleasing Your Lover." He glanced at the discs he hadn't listened to yet. They were all about weight lifting and picking up chicks. He had never started the journey to becoming a better man. He looked in the mirror and finally recognized his best self was now a woman.